tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-61969833856071141012011-04-21T14:00:42.076-07:00"Remember Kids, Beer is NOT Food! (except on Saturdays)"Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.comBlogger2281100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-77275546703857434382007-11-12T00:00:00.000-08:002007-11-12T06:22:27.303-08:00

This will be my last post on Blogger. I'll be posting on WordPress from here on. The new, more objectionable Beer is NOT Food can be found HERE.Let's see how Google/Blogger likes this content: (taken from Google as Big Brother)1. Google's immortal cookie: Google was the first search engine to use a cookie that expires in 2038. This was at a time when federal websites were prohibited from using

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As you've noticed, Goggle/Blogger has deemed this blog's content as "objectionable". You now receive a warning and must state that you understand your eyes will be burned by filth before you enter. Not once ... but every fucking time you try to access BINF.Objectionable? Huge tits, hairy twats, and penises are objectionable? No, I'm sorry, someone has screwed up, because what's truly

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Created by Third Option MediaMalach has spoken!~

Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com44tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-16210894525118066752007-11-06T15:26:00.000-08:002007-11-06T15:30:54.679-08:00

My best friend is pregnant and her doctor put her on full bed rest today. She has an 18 mo. old daughter who needs more attention than a resting Mommy can give, so Auntie Sara is on her way.I won't have a chance to post but I'll be checking in on your sites. Please do all you can to keep my old, tired ass amused, won't you?~

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Busy shoveling shit ... hope to have a TTT post by this afternoon ... place no bets on that.~

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TTF returns this week with a vengeance. Since the festivities were postponed last week, I thought we'd do something BIG. I went in search of the the world's largest breasts, and friends, I found some biguns!Norma Stitz claims to have the largest breasts on the planet. Norma lists her breast size at 72 1/2 inches (no cup size listed, I doubt there are enough letters to accurately measure Norma's

Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com44tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-16033953835270326322007-10-31T00:01:00.000-07:002007-10-30T21:48:26.226-07:00

Because this week's edition of Whip Out the Wangs Wednesday falls on Halloween, we'll be enjoying some *Hallowangs*:That's the spirit!Talk about carving one out.And just in case you need a late dose of Totally Twat Tuesday:Happy Hallowang everyone!~

Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com24tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-84784156803658387502007-10-30T03:38:00.000-07:002007-10-30T04:26:52.405-07:00

Still looking for the perfect costume for your pet?The Dog Whisperer!(Thanks to Stacie Tamaki of San Jose, Calif. for the pic)~

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Sometimes when you are angry with someone, it helps to sit down and think about the problem. I wish I could confront my content thief and utilize this strategy.**UPDATE**Mike sent some great advise that I think you all should read, apparently it isn't whether or not your content will be stolen, it's a question of when it will be stolen. For help on how to protect yourself see HERE. Thanks Mike!

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This edition of TTF has been postponed. Check back next week.~

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Today's edition of Whip Out the Wangs Wednesday focuses on size. After extended research on the matter, Beer is NOT Food has come to the conclusion that men are more concerned with size of the wang than (most) women.If a woman is cruising the singles' sites, looking for a well endowed wang, she expects to see a valid tool (all puns intended) used to indicate size of wang.Something in this vein:

Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com35tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-10031825402102809102007-10-23T00:01:00.000-07:002007-10-23T06:26:06.005-07:00

Paradox had a suggestion that I thought might just become a regular thing here at Beer is NOT Food - "Totally Twat Tuesday". Much like "Whip Out the Wangs Wednesday", and "Totally Tits Friday", this would be a celebration of the human form. A gander at the female genitalia on Tuesdays seems like a good way to break up the week, yes?Now since this will be the first (and possibly last) TTT, I

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Here's one for you old time bloggers ... if a person has you linked but the web address is wrong, and has been for months, is OK to de-link them?~

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I have an odd desire to drink beer this morning so, let's pretend its Saturday, OK? Why the beer for breakfast you ask? Well, I've had an 18 pack in the refrigerator for three weeks now. THREE WEEKS! I quit smoking pot three weeks ago, and I knew if I drank I'd, more than likely, want to get high. Why did I quit smoking pot you ask? I'm certain there's a drug test in my future. Why am I certain

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Beer is NOT Food has been graced with, yet another, superb pair of sweater puppets!! Today's reader has asked to remain anonymous and as we all know BINF respects privacy. Thank you so much, Anon!! It's readers like you who make Fridays bareable bearable.Without further ado, let Totally Tits Friday commence!(NSFW - scroll at your own risk!)(TSFS - totally suitable for sucking!)Happy Friday to all

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Today is the day. At 8:30 PDT this morning I'll be in the thick of it. Yep, two hours worth of interviewing with possible *role playing* involved ... whatever that means.I was notified yesterday that I have a similar interview scheduled for next Tuesday. If nothing else, today will be a practice session. Between now and Tuesday I'll be back at the job hunt. Keep a good thought, will ya?~

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Whip Out the Wangs Wednesday has a special *thank you wang* for Preposterous Ponderings. She was very gracious to mention our circle of sick friends in her latest post and I thought we'd whip one out just for her.I searched and searched, knowing it had to be special. Nothing too tiny, or hairy, or shriveled. I know she's a patriotic kinda gal so I wanted to fit that in somehow. It took a lot of

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You might be wondering why I'm up at this ungodly hour, especially since I don't have a job to go to. Well, here's the story ... I live across the street from three queens ... old queens who are very nosy and know everything about everyone in the neighborhood. Sweet men, but lord, are they Gladys Kravitz reincarnated!Yesterday, the nosiest of all the queens rang the doorbell and when I answered

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I've got an interview on Thursday. I've had several over the last few weeks, nothing to speak of really, except the one where I peed my suit, but I won't bore you with such dribble drivel.What's got me thinking about this one coming up is it's a two hour interview. Two hours, WTF?? Seriously, how can you grill a person for two solid hours? Have any of you ever endured one of these?What ever

Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com31tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-61146044379821125332007-10-12T00:01:00.000-07:002007-10-15T06:35:33.626-07:00

Bet you can't guess who this is ...If you're stumped on her identity, go HERE. Thank you *mystery guest*!~

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Today's edition of Whip Out the Wangs Wednesday comes to us from Japan. Every spring the community of Komaki holds a "penis festival" celebrating *fertility and renewal*. When they celebrate the penis, they go big!The paradeSouvenirs!Saki anyone?Happy, smiling, FERTILE faces!Wangs 水曜日からの幸せな鞭!~

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Let the festivities begin! Once again a reader has graciously submitted her magnificent rack for our viewing pleasure. This week's TTF guest has asked to remain anonymous. Beer is Not Food respects the privacy of others and welcomes any chance to get a gander at fabulous boobs like these:(CAUTION: clicking to *embiggun* will fill your screen with boobiliciousness!)A heartfelt *thank you* goes

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I bought myself a new bed tonight. I figured I've earned it. I'm thinking some of those mirrored tiles on the wall behind it and the sex swing hung just above it, huh?~

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Many of us have wondered what has happened to Joey Polanski. Several rumors have been floating about, such as:He is really Osama Bin Laden/Paris Hilton/Sara Sue...etcHis computer is on its last legs and he is posting from other peoples computers.He has finally morphed into an homunckulus with really big hands and can't type. He hates us all.None of the above are true. The truth is Joey has

Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com37tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-1509712322393866882007-10-03T01:39:00.000-07:002007-10-03T02:34:39.951-07:00

I got a big kick out of the naked sportsmen in the previous post. I was amused at how many athletes play in their birthday suits. My enjoyment turned into a bit of an obsession and I just couldn't stop searching for ball players in the buff. That is until I came across this:And if that wasn't enough, Mike posted this gem in his comments yesterday:I never thought I'd say this ... but there ARE

Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-91130194474703400242007-09-30T12:40:00.000-07:002007-10-02T07:52:20.619-07:00

If all organized sports had uniforms like this I'd become a sports fan again.It works well on the tennis court:Runners sport the look nicely too:And even *pole vaulters*:All images stolen from It's Over Our Head~

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It's my birthday and I thought I'd do something a little nostalgic for the festivities. I got this idea from a conversation I had with some friends tonight over dinner and drinks. I was asked, "If you could be any age again which age would you pick?" I still haven't answered his question because until a few minutes ago, I didn't have an answer.I came home from dinner and started flipping through

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Brothers and sisters, is it a special day here at BINF yes, yes. I think this submission might even constitute some sort of religious holiday.His Holiness, De Pope, has graced us with his wang!(shouldn't there be a halo?)I think the requirement is once the holy staff is out we're supposed to get on our knees. Peace be with you all and blessed is the wang of the Pontiff.~

Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com28tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-967271038666046842007-09-25T14:16:00.001-07:002007-09-25T15:02:42.836-07:00

In a dream world my family would look just like this:And not just on Halloween.(Thanks to Colonel Colonel)~

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Sorry for the late publication, my agent called and I had a cattle call. But you'll all be glad you waited ...Totally Tits Friday is going to do something a little different with this week's submission. I want you all to take a look at this tit and tell me who you think it belongs to. The first person to answer correctly will receive a lovely pair of Halloween earrings, courtesy of Beer is Not

Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com32tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-65800211597568576432007-09-19T19:11:00.000-07:002007-09-19T20:12:44.403-07:00

This whole "Talk Like a Pirate Day" caught me by surprise. I didn't rehearse so I didn't play along. Sorry. I promise I'll be ready next year.Here's the weird part kids ... I was over at Dubya's place this morning checking out the video of the kid who got tazered at a Kerry rally in MA. If you haven't seen it, go watch. (text version here) It's the first video on his Sept. 18 post ... after

Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com22tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-51122431018344779822007-09-19T00:01:00.000-07:002007-09-19T18:19:54.672-07:00

Gentle Readers,I think there has been some confusion. When I requested that you all send me pictures of your naughty bits for Whip Out the Wangs Wednesday (WOWW), I meant YOUR naughty bits or those of your friends or loved ones. Instead I've received submissions like this:And this:Then there was this bright idea:Let's not forget Bambi's friend "Humper":Could you at least submit something with a

Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com20tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-90325076377701398622007-09-18T09:53:00.000-07:002007-09-18T10:28:52.085-07:00

This young woman makes me proud to be an American. Her post about the march on Washington is a captivating read.Young people, be prepared to lose the internet as you know it. I'm serious. When I was young we ate Vietnam for dinner, ask your parents. We watched protesters fight for civil rights and to stop a war we knew was wrong, every broadcast. The news wasn't owned by PepsiCo, the reporters

Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-90531825510227950732007-09-17T14:11:00.000-07:002007-09-17T14:13:58.570-07:00

First of all, beer, MY beer is on sale again this week. The only reason I tell you this is it might help you to understand why this question popped into my head in the first place. On to the question ...If two people are using a double dong anally, does that make them "assassins"?~

Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com28tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-63434658628362119802007-09-15T17:43:00.000-07:002007-09-15T19:22:43.926-07:00

I think I figured out how Angry Man spends his free time:(Pilfered from Music City Bloggers)~

Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com28tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-47846088275672876032007-09-15T10:08:00.000-07:002007-09-15T16:45:06.442-07:00

I want to take this opportunity to recognize a couple of my blogging buddies who are marching on Washington today to end the war.Here Today Gone Tomorrow & The Witty Mulatto are out there right now, exercising their constitutional rights, as well as trying to save some lives. Ladies, you have my utmost respect and admiration. Be safe and let us know if you need bail

Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com17tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-49215762187338667602007-09-15T01:25:00.001-07:002007-09-15T12:12:54.181-07:00

Before .............................................. AfterAnd if he did, why would he wear the exact same outfit?~

Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-31454018910924597012007-09-14T00:01:00.000-07:002007-09-21T18:12:07.325-07:00

Totally Tits Friday is upon us once again and this TTF is indeed a special one! TWO readers of the *most faithful* variety have submitted their tits for the festivities!We're all familiar with "The Life of Cash" (if you aren't you really should be over there digging up bones). We've all seen the serious side side of Cash, the loving side, and we've come to adore the witty side, but today marks

Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com32tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-78865178318073154822007-09-13T12:49:00.000-07:002007-09-14T03:34:37.658-07:00

Tati aka *Jelly*, has a voice that carries but her pictures are worth a thousand words.So friends ... after clicking to embiggun ... you title today's post:Is he flipping the bird?**UPDATE** 9/14/07Chez Bez wins with this gem: "less silly than tapping one's foot in a bathroom stall"~

Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-81819346200645440492007-09-12T16:56:00.000-07:002007-09-13T02:01:18.081-07:00

All of these are legitimate companies who didn't spend quite enough time considering how their online names might appear and be misread especially in all lower case."Who Represents" is where you can find the name of a talent agent. Their website is:www.whorepresents.com"Experts Exchange" is a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at:www.expertsexchange.comLookingfor a pen

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It's a good day here at BINF! The amazing Malach has submitted his cock for "Whip Out the Wangs Wednesday" publication!Be forewarned, the following picture is not for the weak of heart or vegetarians. If you're at work, proceed with caution.Take notice how its massive girth demands he bend down and grab it with both hands, and that cheeky grin on his face ... priceless!Without further ado "Beer

Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com24tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-5981453729334196792007-09-12T00:01:00.000-07:002007-09-19T00:08:10.866-07:00

Say "hello" to my grandpa:And people wonder why New Orleans wants to rebuild.~

Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com19tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-16907480024785392302007-09-09T11:35:00.000-07:002007-09-09T12:44:33.057-07:00

Just in case you're considering Fred Thompson for president, you might want to take a look at his position on a couple of things:On President Bush: "I think that we are finally on the right track in Iraq now, and we're making progress. President Bush has done a good job in terms of domestic economics. I give him credit for the Supreme Court nominations he's made." He did criticize the president

Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com26tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-75097221561514528692007-09-08T12:01:00.000-07:002007-09-08T22:42:27.892-07:00

There are three things that are bugging the shit out of me this fine Saturday.1.) That fucker who has the noon run on the rails today. I'm sure he's coming from Reno, and he's been blowing that shitty whistle for the last hour.2.) This shit ... will there be large showers next?3.) That I ever de-linked from Aunt B. - this one I can fix, and have.I'm buying this next round ... what'll you have?~

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Submitted by an anonymous reader for today's festivities:~

Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-71423791376220229602007-09-07T09:19:00.000-07:002007-09-21T18:12:07.326-07:00

I was recently involved in a discussion about having more than one set of boobs. I started considering the possibilities involved with owning multiple pairs of knockers. At first, I thought it might be all fun and games, like this:But after more serious deliberation, I came to the conclusion that having any more than two would make me feel more like this:(Sorry, Mike, I couldn't get anymore than

Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com29tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-64240026495002523412007-09-06T17:09:00.000-07:002007-09-07T09:35:14.347-07:00

It's been over two years since I've seen this:Notice it doesn't say "no new messages", it says "NO messages". You're probably thinking, "big deal" to yourself right about now, right? Well, to a professional list maker this is HUGE. I have no outstanding issues, no friends awaiting responses, no bills, not one thing that needs my attention.Now a lesser, unemployed woman, just about to turn the

Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com20tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-53704303630360490442007-09-06T00:10:00.000-07:002007-09-06T00:20:44.932-07:00

I took a trip into ArnieLand today to visit a friend who owns a bistro down there. On the way I saw one of the biggest bumper stickers I've ever seen in my life:It says, "My Freedom Poodle Pees on Bushes". Now how could I not take a picture of that?? A big "sorry" goes out to that black SUV I cut off taking this.I parked in the alley, right next to the local RNC (before you go keelhauling me -

Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-85955313101184399282007-09-05T09:00:00.000-07:002007-09-19T00:08:10.866-07:00

Our first reader submission for "Whip Out the Wangs Wednesday"!! This is quite a rendering, folks! (May not be suitable for work)Submitted by: *Anonymous*~

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Still waiting on reader submissions for WOWW ... stick figures will do.While we wait, my new hero Jack spent his weekend laboring and he's put up lots of new pictures. I especially enjoyed this one:I love the French!~

Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-69774198749268208172007-09-04T14:20:00.000-07:002007-09-04T23:38:38.098-07:00

raun·chy (rônch, rän-) adj. raun·chi·er, raun·chi·est Slang 1. a. Obscene, lewd, or vulgar b. Sexually explicit. c. Exhibiting lust. 2. Grimy; unkempt: a raunchy closet full of dirty socks.A friend of mine ran into an old workmate a couple of days ago and the old workmate told the friend that she reads my blog BUT, "it's becoming a might raunchy lately".Becoming? A might? Lately? WTF???Gwen,

Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com26tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-22389554525668139142007-09-02T22:32:00.000-07:002007-09-02T22:37:44.870-07:00

Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com21tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-50184921317721638162007-09-02T21:32:00.000-07:002007-09-02T21:33:41.771-07:00

Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-23859772201307355092007-09-02T16:42:00.000-07:002007-09-12T09:07:47.635-07:00

Get this ... I've had 123 203 hits here on this fine holiday Sunday. 16 18 of those hits are you guys, the remaining 107 185 people were all searching for "Sheryl Crow's tits".Never let it be said I'm not a blog whore.(Sorry ... these don't *embiggun*)~

Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-27299300592198400112007-09-02T07:34:00.000-07:002007-09-06T00:22:56.293-07:00

Even though yesterday was officially Saturday, I didn't drink any beer. Not one. I had a lot of driving to do and the cops here frown upon D&D ever since Arnie took office. I got up early this morning and realized this was a 3-day weekend for you workin' folks and I felt like I had to do my part to help you celebrate your labor. So ... cheers!While cruising the sphere this morning, I came across

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So, you may have noticed that the **NEW** additions to the blog roll have taken their rightful home alphabetically. It's September, Bitches, you ain't new any more. Change is good. Embrace it.I'm happy to see September come again. Historically, this is a good month for me. It's the month that confirms I'm a year older. This month will mark 49 years. Wheeee! As you may or may not know, I don't

Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com26tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-68395831466082866202007-08-31T13:56:00.000-07:002007-09-01T01:20:54.505-07:00

Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com17tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-55504929651721381832007-08-31T00:12:00.000-07:002007-09-21T18:12:07.327-07:00

Ta Da!!! This smokin' hot woman is my incredible friend "Doesn't". Not only is she gorgeous, she's smart, oh so smart! She's new to the sphere so stop by her place and make her feel welcome, won't you?And this fabulous rack belongs to our dear Chickie. Who is guest starring elsewhere this week. (Click on the pic with the tiny dog ... the secondary pic is truly art!) Nicely done Chickie Baby!Thank

Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-56077615945081637102007-08-29T19:52:00.000-07:002007-09-01T21:02:54.462-07:00

I've discovered a sure-fire way to get your kitty to expel those pesky fur balls ... mop the floor to perfection. Apparently cats like to watch themselves puke.

Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com21tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-83941999649075232532007-08-29T11:53:00.000-07:002007-09-01T21:02:13.427-07:00

The god-father of the sphere has decided to call it quits. I've known Nils for over a decade, we met way back on IRC. Nils convinced me to start a blog ... now he's decided to give blogging a rest.If you've never been to his site, take a few minutes and read his "Love Story", a story about how his parents met, and fell in love. It's some of the finest writing I've ever had the pleasure to

Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-29928223745836259792007-08-29T00:02:00.000-07:002007-10-25T21:58:47.653-07:00

FINALLY some reader submissions for this weeks' frivolity! Thank you senders, I'll get all of you up this week, promise!Today's "Whip Out the Wangs Wednesday!" (WOWW!) submission was sent in by "DOESN'T" from "Does This Apply to Me?" A damn fine submission it is, so without further ado ...Beer is Not Food proudly presents:It's Over Our Head! (click here Mom) "Jack" is like the son I never had, he

Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com18tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-28022945160115074002007-08-27T23:53:00.000-07:002007-09-01T21:01:33.925-07:00

I'm staying up for this!

Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com23tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-18133672677725638932007-08-27T13:45:00.000-07:002007-09-01T01:23:41.459-07:00

The only thing better would have been to have Cheney shoot his ass.~

Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com19tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-49661397048573247302007-08-26T22:07:00.000-07:002007-09-02T18:34:52.653-07:00

Have you ever found a body? Have you ever found the body of someone you know? How 'bout one that's been dead for two days in 100 degree weather? Well, I can now say I have.I'm back from *vacation* and I really need a rest ... and a job.~

Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com27tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-1054067782727016132007-08-20T07:56:00.000-07:002007-09-02T19:21:33.893-07:00

I woke up this morning to a rooster crowing ... you read that right, a rooster. Not exactly the *cock* I was hoping for but a pleasant change none the less. I grabbed a cup of coffee and headed outside for a smoke. I was greeted by no less than a dozen quail (my favorite bird), four jack rabbits, two burros, six horses, and a dozen or so cows. I watched the fog roll out to expose the mothball

Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com18tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-18360911675529241922007-08-17T23:11:00.000-07:002007-09-01T01:26:20.015-07:00

I was over at Kevin's place poking around and came across this:The Jack FactorYou submit your site for critique. Kevin did and he was very happy with his results. Any of you have the balls to submit your URL? I don't but I'd sure like to see results for people I read ... if you dare.Let us know if you go for it, huh?~

Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com34tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-55660458164741223502007-08-17T11:00:00.000-07:002007-09-21T18:12:07.327-07:00

For the old man in Michigan, two gifts ... no wait ... FOUR gifts! Happy Birthday, Mike!Two from LynnAnd two from SaraYou aren't going blind ... we've blurred them on purpose :)Anyone else wanna give Mike a *gift*?~

Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com32tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-64095857071892687592007-08-17T09:30:00.000-07:002007-09-09T23:50:16.436-07:00

Well, not one single submission this week to "Totally Tits Friday", OR "WOWW". Again, I was left to my own devices. As I was searching for postable material with the thought that this week's post had to be *totally tits*, I came across this jewel, and it is, in the deepest sense, totally tits. Enjoy!

Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-52330335973128250232007-08-16T15:48:00.000-07:002007-09-02T19:25:12.625-07:00

I've fucking deleted my blog roll AND all my widgets! I suck ass ... no more dicking with XML. Stand by whilst I try and find you guys again!**UPDATE** I've lost a few of you ... please check the blog roll and if you are no longer on there, let me know. Thanks.We now return to our regularly scheduled bullshit.~

Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com19tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-68626398308110159442007-08-16T00:01:00.000-07:002007-09-02T19:25:56.275-07:00

I can't stand to look at those elephantiasis nuts for another minute! Sometimes I question my own sanity. No, not really. I'm sure I'm insane.Anyway, last week Malach tagged me and I told him I'd comply when I got back from the desert. Tardy but present, so here goes:"8 Random Facts" ... (smirk)The Rules: We have to post these rules before we give you the facts.Players start with eight random

Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com21tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-25634391370712784322007-08-15T19:27:00.000-07:002007-09-19T00:08:10.868-07:00

I had forgotten it was WOWW (Whip Out the Wangs Wednesday) until Sideon reminded me, thank you Don!Still no submissions from you fine gentlemen out there so, once again, I'm left to my own devices. These posts are only going to get worse until someone sends me the good stuff ... you've been warned.I've been thinking about balls. How they're all so different, much like boobs, they all look and

Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com14tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-79026433515494458092007-08-15T12:59:00.001-07:002007-09-01T21:29:15.993-07:00

Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-34556719929164316732007-08-13T19:44:00.001-07:002007-09-02T19:21:33.893-07:00

So ... I took on these two projects before I left for the desert. Both require scanning in tons of pictures and captioning most of them. That's what I should be doing right now ... instead I wanted to show you a few of the pics I took in the desert: (Joey, if you click to *embiggun* be warned, they're big UNs!)Ain't they just cute as the dickens?There was a classic car show.This got dropped off

Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com23tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-58564936475826185282007-08-13T19:16:00.001-07:002007-09-01T21:29:15.994-07:00

Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-74825172959560637912007-08-09T13:53:00.001-07:002007-09-02T19:21:33.894-07:00

I leave for the desert tomorrow afternoon and will be gone for three, or four ... or five days, depending. I'm heading to Bodie, CA with a very dear friend, in a pickup with a big 'ol, brand spankin' new, motorcycle in the back. We have another friend who is a docent at the ghost town there and this Saturday is a big day for Bodie, it's Friends of Bodie Day. Our friend is playing the undertaker

Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com24tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-88125132522203623742007-08-09T11:07:00.001-07:002007-09-01T21:29:15.994-07:00

My extended unemployment has forced me to consider drastic measures to generate cash flow. Case in point, I am selling one of my Barry Bonds rookie cards to the highest bidder. I am looking to sell off parts of my collection and here is one of my better graded cards.I, for one, do not believe that Barry took steroids at any point in his career and believe he will be in the Hall of Fame someday.

Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-58649829904849066692007-08-08T17:16:00.001-07:002007-09-02T19:18:55.119-07:00

You know I don't rant (often), but I'm pissed. I'm all about equal rights ... have been since I was born, I think. Anyway, here's my beef - why is it that when women pose for Play_boy, it's standard practice to use ice to make the model's nipples hard BUT Play_girl is prohibited by law to make the dude's dick hard?It ain't right.Rant over.~

Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com21tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-9698426447953941142007-08-08T00:33:00.001-07:002007-09-19T00:08:10.869-07:00

While we wait for reader submissions to "Whip Out the Wangs Wednesday" -aka- "WOWW" ...Let me ask you something ... if you were going to go to all the trouble to create this :(click image to embiggen)Wouldn't you make it a little more ... uh ... appealing?~

Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com22tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-14957990242300990172007-08-07T17:19:00.000-07:002007-09-01T01:32:53.951-07:00

I read Joey's post, over at his Hole, about how he tends his portion of the sphere and it got me thinking about cleaning up my blogroll ... and yours.I've been posting at some place or another for over a year now, and I've had some of the links under "Good Reading" since those days of old. Some of those folks rarely come here anymore, but I'm linked at their site and I feel an obligation to link

Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com24tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-84423501970000401672007-08-06T15:29:00.001-07:002007-09-01T01:33:32.365-07:00

Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-8561886790673977352007-08-05T22:32:00.000-07:002007-09-02T19:21:33.895-07:00

Even with the traffic, the crime, and the governor, this is one incredible state. I'm not sure I could leave it. Even if I was to leave for a while, I'll always come back here. This is my home. I wasn't born here but I'll probably die here.Here are some of the reasons - shot by yours truly over the weekend:Genuine California Happy Cows(well, happy until some of 'em got castrated)Genuine Hippie

Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-26746846264253909832007-08-03T09:08:00.000-07:002007-09-21T18:12:07.328-07:00

It is a happy Friday here at "Beer is NOT Food" indeed! I have received my first reader submitted tata picture, and a DAMN FINE pair they are! See for yourself:Thank you so much Lynn ... you and the girls rock! Now the rest of you get busy and send in your shots!

Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com24tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-90927633885470031782007-08-02T09:19:00.000-07:002007-09-04T22:58:11.024-07:00

I'm still waiting for you readers to submit pictures of your wangs and tits for possible posting on this site. So, if you're reading this you have time to snap a few and send for review.In the meantime, wang lovers click HERE. Tit lovers try THIS.~

Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com22tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-6202382663352183832007-07-31T23:58:00.000-07:002007-09-01T01:35:03.116-07:00

Mybrid needs a little help from her friends. Can y'all take a minute and offer your two cents worth, please?

Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-63930204090278941552007-07-29T21:07:00.000-07:002007-09-01T01:40:36.573-07:00

I think it's pretty clear that I'm not a Republican. This guy is:You might want to take a look at this.~

Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-90653315264779878972007-07-27T05:45:00.000-07:002007-09-02T19:19:26.503-07:00

I have a confession to make ... I'm not working on the *undoable* list. Sorry, C. Rag, it feels like I'm pandering to the numbers on my StatCounter and I can't, in good conscience, do that anymore.Oh sure, watching my traffic increase by leaps and bounds held a certain thrill to the old Sara, but no more. The thrill is gone. Besides, those people who come here to see celebrity wangs and snatches

Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com35tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-10420324081739150392007-07-26T18:09:00.000-07:002007-09-03T21:37:22.169-07:00

The lovable C.Rag published a list of celebrities she would and wouldn't do. I thought it would make a fine meme so ... let's get 'em done!Doable FemalesAngelina Jolie - I know Cster doesn't find her doable ... but I'm old and my choices are narrowing as we speak. Besides, she's fucking HOT!Faith Hill - You need but to look at her to know why:Doable MalesOddly, the ladies mentioned above are

Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-79254867039605883662007-07-24T21:32:00.000-07:002007-09-02T19:25:56.275-07:00

I've been tagged, y'all meme haters pull out now.Don over at the Sanctuary hit me ... and I asked for it. What Don doesn't know is that I'm going to post 6 weird things about my relationship with Don. Ready?For some odd, cosmic reason, he and I can't hook up in real life ... even though we only live about 45 minutes from one another.Sometimes he and I are the only people in the world awake ...

Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com12tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-33699336595713570322007-07-24T20:57:00.000-07:002007-09-04T22:58:11.025-07:00

You didn't click on the "wang" link in the last post:AND just in case you didn't click on the "snatch" link in the last post:That's good shit!

Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-66498923469523443812007-07-24T11:57:00.000-07:002007-09-02T19:15:58.294-07:00

I know, there's still a week left in July ... sue me.While I remain unemployed, I changed the course of my life this month. One week after making this decision, I was contacted by "The Shaw Group" to come to work for them ... I was, to say the least, floored.There have been some great additions to my blog roll this month:Eliyahu ben MosheFreaky Drill SergeantMalach the MercilessMusic City

Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com23tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-25534969387838804032007-07-23T13:21:00.000-07:002007-09-01T21:29:15.995-07:00

Two Texans were out on the range talking about their favorite sex positions. One said, "I think I enjoy the rodeo position the best.""I don't think I have ever heard of that one," said the other cowboy "What is it?""Well, it's where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear, '

Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com22tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-14719429494277766432007-07-22T23:21:00.000-07:002007-09-01T21:01:33.926-07:00

You know how a song can change your life ... or at least touch you in such a way that it *speaks to you*? I just love when that happens.It happened to me tonight. I was playing the internet radio and heard Melissa Etheridge's "I Need to Wake Up". I don't know how I didn't really hear the lyrics of this song when I saw the movie ... all I can say is the visual overtook the audio in my brain ...

Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-6755614233649884772007-07-22T21:35:00.000-07:002007-09-02T19:22:16.880-07:00

They like me in Tennessee! Of course so do the people searching for she-males with massive wangs.Seriously, I just want to say thank you to the folks in Tennessee. You guys really know how to host a bloggers community!~

Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-20756127902192769142007-07-22T06:23:00.001-07:002007-09-01T21:29:15.995-07:00

I've got this friend who competes in wet t-shirt contests. This is completely appropriate as she has one of the best sets of knockers I've ever seen. She also earns money for college competing, so in my mind the whole thing is an *educational experience*.She e-mailed me last night and asked if I wanted to see pictures of the latest wet t-shirt. I quickly replied, "YES!"I was expecting something

Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com18tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-78254542460693770332007-07-21T15:40:00.000-07:002007-09-02T19:22:16.880-07:00

I have no idea who "Nemesis Girl" is ... but I'm kinda flattered by THIS!

Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-46539470205957955662007-07-21T10:41:00.000-07:002007-09-01T21:29:15.995-07:00

On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals thatshe needed. Arriving home around noon

Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-84041825844999753022007-07-20T20:00:00.000-07:002007-09-01T21:29:15.996-07:00

Never Argue with a WomanOne morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his

Sara Suehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04521777383020425971noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6196983385607114101.post-80965896461573468102007-07-20T13:04:00.000-07:002007-09-01T21:29:15.996-07:00

No animals were harmed taking this picture, but he fucked me up pretty good afterwards.

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All this thinking about my passions has produced two results - a.) made me horn y ier and b.) sent me on a mission into my past ... a past of passionate protest.One of the worst/best political arguments I ever had with my dad was over my protesting our local nuclear power plant, Rancho Seco. It was the summer of 1977, not long after it achieved initial criticality on 16 September 1976, and my

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